Thing 3's new song

They tried to make me go to preschool, but I say no no no
Yes I get to paint, but when I'm not a saint they say no no no
I ain't got the time, and I already know how to rhyme
They tried to make me go to preschool, but I won't go go go

I'd rather be at home to play instead of wasting my whole day
'cuz there's nothing they can teach me
that I can't learn from watching Sesame Street
snack is carrot sticks, when I only want a chocolate kiss

They tried to make me go to preschool, but I say no no no
Yes I get to paint, but when I'm not a saint they say no no no
I ain't got the time, and I already know how to rhyme
They tried to make me go to preschool, but I won't go go go

The girl said, "Why you think you here?" I said, "I got no idea."
'Cuz I'm gonna, I'm gonna miss Diego and they don't let me mix the Play-doh.
Said I think you're just too bold. I said, "Teacher, you're too old."

They try to make me to go preschool, but I say no no no
Yes I get to paint, but when I'm not a saint they say no no no

I don't want circle time again. I just want to play dress-up with friends
I don't want to spent time on the mat just to show I can count to ten
and repeat my colors and shapes just like a well-trained, signing ape.

They try to make me go to preschool, but I say no no no
Yes I get to paint, but when I'm not a saint they say no no no
I ain't got the time and I already know how to rhyme
They try to make me go to preschool, but I won't go go go