Wednesday, January 23, 2008

How to locate a Girl Scout from quite a way away

You are a practitioner of medical-related therapeutic arts, and come upon a non-responsive human who is cold to the touch. Do you:

A) Call 911?
B) Call 911 and direct the housekeeper to go outside so she can show the ambulance guys the way in?
C) Call 911, direct the housekeeper, then look listen and feel for a signs of breathing or a pulse, and begin rescue breathing/CPR if necessary?
D) Call Mary-Kate Olsen?

If you answered "D" then you not a Girl Scout. You are a moron.

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