Fun with Religion

Thing 1 and I were discussing Confirmation sponsors, when Thing 2 happened by. She listens for half a moment, then declares that she wants Dunkin Donuts to sponsor her Confirmation.

Thing 3 is a great mimic. She isn't so good with boring stuff like identifying letters and numbers, but she knows all the words to popular songs and can act out scenes from movies and TV after seeing them just once. At mass this weekend: when the priest raised his hands to pray, Thing 3 did the same. The I notice she is mumbling something and moving her hands.

"These aren't spirit fingers!", she says. "THESE! Are spirit fingers. And these are gold."

Oh I am going to hell.