New Olympic Sport

Is it me, or do some of the new Olympic sports seem like they were cooked up in a lab two weeks ago? While watching snowboard cross last night (which was funny as hell, BTW), I invented the following sport: Freestyle Board Biathalon Cross!

Target shoot and shag some gnarly air as you race to the finish line! Blow a 900-degree inverted spin on your Burton as you operate a firearm and jockey with the other boarders for that golden inner edge.

Some inconsequential touching by contestants is expected in a sport such as this. But if you shoot anyone, that's a DQ. Unless, of course, you are the Vice President of the United States.

FREESTYLE BOARD BIATHALON CROSS - coming to a mountain resort near you!